Sunday, December 12, 2004

Spam Of The Day

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Wha-a-a-a-at? All day? You can't be serious. That's just impractical. You'd have to cancel everything for the rest of the day. And a quickie on your lunch break* would be totally out of the question. Unless you have a desk job, I guess. You could probably conceal it by sitting really close to the desk - being careful, of course, not to get jammed in there.

*As if.

3 comments:

Jess said...

I think Cialis (the real one--not the capsules of crushed glass they probably send if you respond to one of these pieces of spam) is the one that includes a warning in their ads that erections lasting more than four hours require medical attention.

Four hours? If I have an erection that doesn't even take a break for four hours, I'd just hope my other half is feeling very frisky. I'd want to make good use of that thing!

I actually would like to hack in and amend their commercial to say that such erections require "immediate attention from a professional sex worker." :)

liz said...

Of course, given the impracticality of the office, you could always try what this guy did:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/viagra/

(And Jess, take note of what he says about his wife near the end. Does this make men happy or dejected?!)

liz said...

(Stated in my heterosexist assumptive way...)