A Dog's Life

OK, I wasn't going to say any more, but...
Monday, BBC2, 7pm: Bring Your Husband To Heel - in which women are encouraged to train their husbands using dog-training methods.
Wednesday, Channel 4, 8:30pm: It's Me Or The Dog - Victoria Stillwell helpfully points out that dogs (as opposed to bitches) are better behaved as a result of being castrated.
Not sure I like the way this is going.

Wake Me Up When 2005 Ends

Just been told that they're planning to discharge me from hospital on Wednesday. Ah well. It was good while it lasted. I've kept a diary in prison, which will probably become a blog someday. But this is probably my last post until I get out, in just under 9 months. Back in June '06, so bye until then.

Ouch

Had my operation yesterday. Seemed to go OK. Have large metal frame attached to my leg. Nothing cut off though, which is good.

Howdy

Unexectedly and temporarily back. Typing from my hospital bed. Got out of prison for a few days to get my ankle op. 9 months of sentence to go. It's going ok.