Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Family Fuckwits

OK, I admit it. I've been watching reruns of Family Fortunes on Challenge TV. I'm sure the contestants must have been taking some sort of mind-altering substances, judging by a few of the answers they gave. Over the last two days alone, the following answers have been given (I've heard these before, and always doubted their authenticity - but I promise you, they're for real).

Q: Name a famous Scotsman
A: Jock

Q: Name a famous Scotsman
A: Vinnie Jones

Q: Name a bird with a long neck
A: Naomi Campbell

Here's another that I haven't seen personally, but I'm assured it's true...

Q: Name a song with the word 'moon' in the title
A: Blue Suede Moon

Today's music: The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Uncle Charlie & His Dog Teddy

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