Saturday, October 09, 2004

Fat Chance

The Gods of cheap television are at it again. We've already been subjected to Fat Nation, Fat Club, Celebrity Fat Club (or Celebrity Fit Club, as it was titled, to avoid upsetting the poor celebs), and now waddling onto our TV screens comes the imaginatively-titled Fat Chance.

Yet another chance to watch a bunch of lardies knocking seven shades of shite out of themselves in a desperate attempt to lose a few pounds, for the amusement of a viewing audience of smug skinny bastards.

The good news is that we - as a population - are becoming fatter. Why is this good? Because, if everyone gets fat, there'll be no smug skinnies left laughing at the lard-asses. Which means no more of these Fat Head TV shows.

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