Five Ways To Be An Annoying Blogger

1. UsE aLtErNaTe UpPeR aNd LoWeR cAse ChArAcTeRs!!!!!!
2. Spel wurdz rongggly on purrpos
3. Rant incessantly about the US elections, as if your two cents worth is actually worth 2 cents
4. Be a teenager
5. Fail to think of a fifth way

Today's music: Warren Zevon: Life'll Kill Ya / Kirsty MacColl: Galore